A list of puns related to "Weaponize"
They're calling it the Catling gun.
And boy are my tires armed
But I'd say it's definitely #2.
It goes "Pugh Pugh" every time it's fired.
A Warsaw
She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns
An emperor decided his population was rising too fast and decided to decrease the numbest. Bunches of generous birth and death control methods did he come up with, but the most dastardly scheme was the Neat Edict. His subjects, however, bitterly called it The Press Test.
The emperor, you see, founded a law that anyone found wearing rumpled clothing, after being fined, would find a rock, then use his or her (or their) own forehead(s) as an iron...to press and press to reduce the crinkles in the clothes to half, then half of that, then half of that... As the victims wept, the soldiers jeered at the poor souls and mocked them: "Press! Press! They were halving a bawl.
To the despot's calculated glee, no one could pass The Press Test. As sure as waking up with a sniffle, everyone starts off with a crumple in the blouse and more get added as the day goes by. So there was no shortage of victims squirted into The Press Test arena.
First it was 12 creases legislated, then 5. It soon became Three and then One, before ending in none. By slowly reducing the number of creases permitted in clothing, the whole population was soon caught up in the Emperor's net. It was most unfair, but no matter how hard they pressed for freedom from The Press, the population steadily dwindled.
The approximately equally wicked emperor of the next fiefdom, taking sadistic note, invited his neighbour over to congratulate him. "How did you achieve that?", Vile asked Evil over a poisoned lunch.
Clutching at the tablecloth as he went down writhing, he nevertheless had a last grasp answer:
"By gradual decrees"
I’d never seen him be 4.
Aren’t they getting too old for that shit?
They weren't just chasing a serial killer, they were chasing a mass murderer
It was a booby trap!
She's been charged for assault with a breadly weapon
The project is called "tanks for your patients".
Heavy and metal
A rainbow.
It was a brief case.
An Aggreshiv
This was not just a fun fact, it was a hard fact
Boomerang
Treblechet
As far as I know it's original...
A lamb shank.
He went to jail for assault with a breadly weapon.
I said a coffee machine. Most likely be dead tired.
It was a brief case.
Gloomsday device
A sigh
My son didn't get it, but I cracked myself up.
Nunchucks.
a blunt object
Yes. You would need a piss-toll.
You don’t know what you’re missing.
Apparently now it’s dull and pointless
They want to be like shake spear
A vegun
He's a small arms dealer
Some say I’m crazy, but I’m sticking to my guns.
An ice sickle.
The FBI charged her with weapons of math instruction.
They really threw the book at her…
A cirumscythe
Film Producer: “This is supposed to be a “Buddy Cop” movie, why do they have this steamy sex scene together?”
Director: “Because everyone enjoys cop-porn at the movies!”
A bone and arrow (Kid loves to play minecraft sooo... yeah)
He got in a fight and was arrested for assault with a dead Lee weapon
Small arms 😁
She denies it but I’m sticking to my guns!
She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns
She denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
I told her she was going to jail for assault with a breadly weapon.
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