So proud of my 9y/o son

Shortly after we left Bass Pro Shop Outdoor World, my wife sneezed.

Son: "Are you okay mommy?"

Wife: "Yeah, I'm just allergic to the outside."

Son: "Then why did you go to OUTDOOR WORLD? Get it?" Waggles eyebrows

I think my wife's eyes rolled so far she saw her own brain.

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👤︎ u/Dessert404
📅︎ Nov 01 2017
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Cracked myself up earlier...wife just groaned.

2 year old wanted to pretend my wife was a doctor and he and I were her patients. Aside from my waggling my eyebrows and telling her I'd play doctor with her later, while we were laying on the ground, our cat came up and started sniffing me.

I told my wife that I didn't consent to the CAT scan.

Now she needs a doctor after her eyes rolled out of her head.

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👤︎ u/Lereas
📅︎ Sep 04 2016
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