Voters Puns

A list of puns related to "Voters"

Why there are less female voters in 2020 elections? Because of....

Male in ballots

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👤︎ u/bonp27
📅︎ Nov 06 2020
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What do Trump voters like to read?

MAGAzines.

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👤︎ u/osmo512
📅︎ Sep 05 2020
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Why are horses such consistent and dependable voters ?

They always vote "Neigh".

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👤︎ u/SunsetDonuts
📅︎ Jun 20 2019
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I like my coffee like I like my voter turn out

Strong.

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👤︎ u/runs_with_airplanes
📅︎ Nov 06 2018
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What did the undecided voter say after the VP Debate?

I'm on the Pence.

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👤︎ u/2xWhiskeyCokeNoIce
📅︎ Oct 05 2016
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Did you hear the news about the shovel? It's ground breaking. But the broom?

That really swept the nation.

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👤︎ u/the_houser
📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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Canadian PM Justin Trudeau considers changing the name of a province

But the voters are having Nunavut

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👤︎ u/Jazzbandrew
📅︎ Jul 02 2020
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What do you call a bunch of golfers at the polls?

Swing voters.

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👤︎ u/tragicstate
📅︎ Jun 29 2018
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In February 1989, dogs were banned from the White House until January 1993.

They kept peeing on the Bushes and chasing the Quayles.

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👤︎ u/SilverStryfe
📅︎ Dec 17 2016
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Father Margin

Me (reading news): Huh, there must be an large Irish Priest named Margin...

Wife: Why?

Me: I just read "Voters in Ireland back amendment allowing gay marriage by big margin"

Wife: ...

Me: That's going to be one busy priest....

Wife: ... ...

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👤︎ u/thorrablot
📅︎ May 24 2015
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