Patience is a virtue
The wait keeps you grounded
Patients is a virtue
but for doctors they're an asset
Everyone considers honesty a virtue
but no one wants to hear the truth.
Patience is a virtue
I live in a different city and told my mom I bought my chocaholic stepdad some nice chocolates, that he'd get probably in a few days. Through text messages:
Stepdad: Sure could go for some chocolate. Me: Patience is a virtue. Stepdad: and a waste of time.
How hospitals profit
Dad: Patience is a virtue, especially for Hospitals, that’s how they make their money
Me: OH MY GOD!
My father told me this joke while I was in the ER.
While waiting for a table...
the hostess joked "Patients is a Virtue." Dad... "I have no virtue"
