Q: What do you call a dandelion that watches porn?
A: A weed-wacker
Oedipus: Can we please talk about something else?
No, he got nailed before he died
Virgin Mobile
The greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction.
And they don't take any from anyone either.
a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a Dane, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Slovak, an Australian, an Egyptian, a New Zealander, a Japanese, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Uzbek, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Israeli, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Liechtensteiner, a Moldovan, a Syrian, an Aruban, a Mongolian, a Portuguese, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Cook Islander, a Norfolk Islander, a Haitian, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Tajikistani, an Armenian, an Albanian, a Samoan, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Belarusian, a Qatari, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Cuban, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Bulgarian, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and two Africans walk into a fine restaurant.
"I'm sorry," says the maรฎtre d', "but you can't come in here without a Thai "
It won't happen again
There are no canaries there either.
You boil the fuck out of it.
After I used it it was just olive oil.
I will never fly Virgin Airways. Why would you fly an airline that's never gone all the way?
There arenโt any canaryโs there either.
Really ugly olives.
Chips.
Happy Super bowl everyone!
Because she was being chaste!
So I packed up and right
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean
It has immaculate reception.
After getting dating advice from a Redditor.
Humphrey.
Itโs gotta be Virgin Mobile.
He made me immortal
His mom had Dick Pryor.
He made a lovely job of the landing....
I just got leia-d
They never go all the way.
The virgin stops existing after his first hole in one,
He tried everything: rodents, small animals, and even cuts from larger animals, but it wouldn't eat.
As a last resort, he offered a virgin, but still the snake wouldn't eat. So, he called up the village's wise man.
Without hesitation, the wise man put two pieces of bread on the woman, and the snake ate her whole.
When Attila asked why, the wise man responded,
"Thine anaconda don't want nun unless you've got buns, hun!"
That was 2 birds with 1 stone.
So I mentioned how there are no canaries on the Canary Islands, and that the same thing applies to The Virgin Islands, there are no canaries there either.
And the same thing applies to the Virgin Islands; There are no canaries there either.
There's no canaries there either
There are no canaries there either.
