Vax Puns

A list of puns related to "Vax"

What company does an anti vax chef work for?

Pillsbury

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👤︎ u/TerryJenkins19
📅︎ Apr 19 2021
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My anti-vax neighbor's one year old has been crying a lot these days.

I think he's going through a midlife crisis.

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👤︎ u/kpontop9
📅︎ Jul 17 2019
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Why are good jokes like anti-vax kids?

They never get old.

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👤︎ u/H3nTy
📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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Everyone always talks about Anti Vax...

But what about Uncle Vax?

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👤︎ u/Vitalogy1
📅︎ Apr 21 2019
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How are most anti-vax kids and memes the same?

They both die in new.

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👤︎ u/chumpy551
📅︎ Apr 12 2019
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My mom's sister got vaccinated today

I call her aunty vax now.

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👤︎ u/bendivi5i0n
📅︎ May 21 2021
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My girlfriend wanted to get vaccinated in Rio de Janeiro but instead lost all her hair

She asked for the Brazilian vax

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👤︎ u/excalibron
📅︎ May 12 2021
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People who wear glasses must be excited for next year.

It's the first time they'll see 2020.

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👤︎ u/nikkobe
📅︎ Aug 19 2019
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I’m tired of defending myself for being an anti vaxxer. It’s a personal preference.

I don’t vax my floors. I don’t vax my chest hair, and I certainly don’t vax my legs.

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👤︎ u/karatesauce
📅︎ Sep 29 2020
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Only anti vaxers will get it

Polio

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👤︎ u/sgtpointynips
📅︎ Jan 29 2019
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