My kid asked me again how variables work

I sighed and said, "Okay, for the nth time..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
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If you have lambda as variable that cancels out, does that make it a sacrificial lambda? Ξ»βˆ‡f = 2xΞ» i + 2yΞ» j + 2zΞ» k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/virtual_no_body
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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What do female variables wear?

AlgeBras

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zanman28
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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Why was the variable so lonely?

Because everyone isolated them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magictreehousekid
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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Blaming a problem on a single variable is intellectually dishonest and stupid

However it's definitely the government's fault that people think this way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOmerAngi
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What’s the meanest kind of variable?

A boolean

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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I don’t understand y algebra class has so many variables to deal with.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cringelord123456
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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Why can two variables be smart?

They can be two Ys!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eudilican
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What do you call a variable with no willpower?

Can not be determined

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aiden-n-ryan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2017
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I didn’t C that coming.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/meemboy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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During the heat of the summer, my wife asked if I wanted the fan to oscillate.

I said I like it both ways, but it is variable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ice-_-Bear
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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My son asked me if he should take Algebra, and I said it was a difficult question to answer...

there are just too many variables involved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/voip_geek
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Mom Joke

My mom and I are working at a mill shutdown as safety watch while the roughnecks do maintenence on the mill.

The job situation is pretty variable, and you can get assigned to safety watch just about anything. I got picked for elevator detail.

I was talking to my mom and some other co workers at break, and someone asked me how elevator duty was. My mom chipped in with

"It had its ups and downs."

And then she said it all day long.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Froggy_hop
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What do you call a variable with no willpower?

Can not be determined

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanses16
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2017
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