Usb Stick Puns

A list of puns related to "Usb Stick"

Why is a wooden USB stick worthless?

Because it's all bark and no byte.

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👤︎ u/GameOnTheWay
📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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The inventor of the USB stick has sadly died.

His life was over in a flash.

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👤︎ u/BenAdam321
📅︎ Jun 20 2019
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What do you call a security breach involving a USB stick? twitter.com/SwiftOnSecuri…
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👤︎ u/Theoriginalwookie
📅︎ Jun 22 2015
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It's funny my old 20 megabyte USB stick is called a "mass storage device".

You'd think it would be a data storage device.

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👤︎ u/el_toastradamus
📅︎ Feb 28 2017
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The man who invented velcro died today :(

Rip

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👤︎ u/schwifty98
📅︎ Feb 19 2021
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Help Needed- USB Puns

All USB related Puns needed! Any pun will do, the more groan-worthy the better!

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👤︎ u/The_johnarch
📅︎ Nov 05 2014
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My dad's take on USB flash drives

Dad: "What does USB stand for?" Me: "Universal Serial Bus." Dad then throws the USB stick he was holding up in the air and catches it as it falls. Dad: "Does that mean that I just caught the Bus?"

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👤︎ u/halbrd
📅︎ Jan 18 2014
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My mom dad joked me.

Mom: holding USB stick hey Beard- do you know if anything saved to this USB drive?

Me: I'm not sure, take a look inside.

Mom: puts USB up to her eye and "looks" inside. I don't know I can't really see anything.

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👤︎ u/Beard-
📅︎ Jul 04 2015
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