Man, the US Marine Corps really screwed up when they named their hand to hand fighting style the 'Marine Corps Martial Arts Program'.

They could have named it Semper Fu.

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👤︎ u/Zibani
📅︎ Jan 13 2022
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The marine instructor told us to stand down at the firing range, so I unloaded my weapon.

Yes, it was a strange time to masturbate and eventually lead to my dishonorable discharge.

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📅︎ Mar 09 2019
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Marines

If a US Marine jumps into the ocean can you call him a aquamarine?

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👤︎ u/domah2
📅︎ Jan 27 2016
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