Us Marines Puns

A list of puns related to "Us Marines"

Man, the US Marine Corps really screwed up when they named their hand to hand fighting style the 'Marine Corps Martial Arts Program'.

They could have named it Semper Fu.

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👤︎ u/Zibani
📅︎ Jan 13 2022
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The marine instructor told us to stand down at the firing range, so I unloaded my weapon.

Yes, it was a strange time to masturbate and eventually lead to my dishonorable discharge.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 09 2019
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If a US Marine jumps into the ocean can you call him a aquamarine?

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👤︎ u/domah2
📅︎ Jan 27 2016
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