What does cthulhu eat for breakfast?

Yog-urt and elder berries.

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👤︎ u/mbowk23
📅︎ Jan 23 2021
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Publicly embarrassed the wife and daughter today.

We were pulling up to a coffee shop with a fairly crowded frozen yogurt store named Sweet Frog next door. My daughter upon getting out says "The frogurt store is slammed".

I seized my opportunity replying to her with "Don't you mean the frog-urt store is hoppin?"

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👤︎ u/CBusin
📅︎ Apr 03 2016
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