Because it has Greece at the bottom.
1: Always 2: Coming 3: From 4: Take 5: Me 6: Down
edit: holy shit this got 1M views. regardless of their reaction i’m glad I can say I >!rick rolled!< 1 million people. that’s fuckin solid.
Moodoo!
He responds with “because he’s My Newt”
My dad is in love with both of them
But I'm trying Asbestos I can.
Weird name, but she tortoise well.
There’s no way I could eat 8
I personally am on the fence.
there must be a rhiyes and probably a rhimaybe, otherwise you can't have a rhino.
Because they're always folding!
A garbage truck.
It aired its pilot today!
A garbage truck!!! Sorry, I know this one stinks. Total trash.
You use apple pie.
Prism. It is just a light sentence.
In a mew-seum!
...but some people consider that a naan starter.
Ten tickles.
he didn’t habanero
Everyone is just dying to get in
Somebody forgot to take it out on time.
Over the years I've found that it's where all the dicks hang out.
Especially when I went back for seconds!
I nailed it!
They replied “No, but your hat is on crooked.”
Yes, yes they do
Turkey and Greece were overthrown, China was broken up, and everyone left Hungary
Nothing, it just waved.
But I know I can win her back.”
It’s like i’ve never seen herbivore…
Me: What about when a lion roars?
4yo: That means “I’m a tiger.”
Me: Why doesn’t he say “I’m a lion”?
4yo: Because he’s lyin’…
(Accidental pun? Or prodigy?)
He tested positive for coke
"This is better than..."
…the pro tells the rookie to tee off first so he can start to analyze his swing and come up with a lesson plan for the round. The first-timer tees it up, stands over the ball with his driver, and to the pro’s surprise, smashes the ball 375 yards with a slight draw tracking right for the hole. The pro stands there mouth agape, shocked.
The rookie notices the ball is headed towards the group in front of them and turns and says to the pro “hey what’s that thing you’re supposed to yell when the ball might hit someone else?”
The pro, still dumbfounded mutters “well it’s too late now”.
The rookie turns back towards the group ahead and shouts at the top of his lungs “WELL IT’S TOO LATE NOW!!!”
He was a her before
Do they put up a sign that says “octopied”?
I said it must be my weekend immune system.
First we have the knight that insisted the able remain round: Sir Cumference Next we have the token alcoholic of the group: Sir Hosis One knight of the round table was a very agreeable sort: Sir Tan-lee The next I didn’t know very well, but im told he grilled a great steak: Sir Loin Then there was the knight that developed thin plastic sheets to cover his leftovers: Sir Ranwrap Then finally there was the knight that we don’t have concrete evidence that he ever existed: Sir Cumstantial
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You realize how I put a period and not a question mark? Well read it again.
A cabinet.
