So they could use pro-nouns rather than standard-nouns.
It’s my new years resolution.
Ours still says “Bose”.
I now have an a salt rifle
It was very de-grading.
"Ah still love Vista Baby....."
They've upgraded from K-9s to K-10s.
Is really a night and day difference
You can hide, but you can't run!!!
They don't have windows.
It makes perfect cents.
Her: "Good, I'm really tired of the current situation."
... I laughed so hard. She didn't get it.
He drives it from time to time.
Now they're Flatman and Ribbon.
That's great and all, but it's been 20 years. When do I get to upgrade to AD1080p?
What are your best dad jokes? Whoever tells me the funniest one will have the honor of knowing their dad joke was my first as a dad.
Edit: there are two winners.
The first is one I told to my wife. It is about him being born with 4 kidneys but two of them will become adult knees. Thank you u/cabbithunt
The second I told me son. "There are two fish in a tank. One fish looks at the other and says 'I'll drive you man the guns.'" Thank you u/kiabe1
Edit 2: After two weeks in the NICU, we have convinced the doctors to let us upgraded to the wireless home version. Thank you all for your well wishes and jokes.
...performance improved for a while, but it soon crashed.
What is stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?
Whoops; wrong sub
He is now behind gold bars.
He attended rallies and protests in support of spelling, punctuation, and capitalization. His other big interest was computers, specifically writing code for them.
I guess you could say he was a pro-grammar programmer.
I would've posted this in r/oneliners but I assumed yall wouldn't care too much considering the crap that's going on right now...
An arm and a leg. Luckily, he talked them down to half price.
The new America is called USB.
I guess I need to upgrade my dad-abase
Me: I hate that everyone keeps taking my cell phone charger in this house. I'm gonna upgrade my phone so can have a different charging port.
Wife: That's a poor excuse for wanting an upgrade.
Me: You mean a port excuse?
Wife: Ugh.
Now the streets have no name and I still haven’t found what I’m looking for
Because it is usually given a D as a grade, but if it upgraded by two letter grades, it would acheive a B instead of a D, making it a Bad joke!!😂
Fucking suite!
When do you plan to upgrade to air conditioners?
It really improves your Outlook.
For lack of a better Word.
The captain replied, "Finally! A purchase I can get behind!"
It's already spacious enough
But I was able to e-merge.
Hasta la Windows Vista baby!
Then they upgraded me to Instakilogram.
It’s my new years resolution.
It’s my New Years resolution.
