Unvoluntary Hoovering

It's been 6 months since I last spoke to her in person or through text, I ran into her in the street like 4-5 times, haven't broke NC except from some times I checked her IG profile from outside. I'm happy with living without the abuse and judgement, and I'm happy that I sticked to NC despite some times I felt like breaking it to blow off some steam, the thing is that during this time there were 2 situations were some external source gets her back into my life.

First time was 3 months ago, the guy from the pet store that she bought cat food from (and so did I) called me to tell me he was downstairs ready to deliver the food.. I guess she told him something that her bf will get it (her new supply ofc) and the dude called me since we got along well, he was so embarrassed, It made me feel a bit down but I eventually shrug it off.

An hour ago.. I got a call from an hospital where I took her in December 2020, when we found out she was pregnant, I checked her in so I guess that's why the secretary had my number, the thing is that I answer and she asks for (Nex name's).. I got a bit nervous and responded that I wasn't that person, that I was her ex,she tells me that N went to emergency today, I ask if she's ok (took me by surprise that I cared) tells me she is ok.. just that there are some studies that need to be done and require further authorization from her healthcare and asks me for her number (which I remember but said I didn't). I'm mad with myself for getting slightly worried...

Now I'm a bit upset that I'm doing all that I have to do to finally get over this person and she still slips into my life in unsolicited ways like I just described.. It's just ridiculous, end of rant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotBawa
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Clearing up Involuntary vs. Unvoluntary behavior with Tourettes.

To start off, i'd like to mention that Tourettes is classified as "Unvolentary" a stand point between voluntary and involuntary, also sometimes called semi-voluntary.

Many people --whom don't have Tourettes/Tic Disorder-- assume Tourettes are fully involuntary.

That isn't always the case. A lot of the time when we tic, we feel an "urge" come to us, like the feeling of a sneeze arriving. Holding back the sneeze is an example of us suppressing the tic, executing the sneeze would be an example of letting the tic happen. This isn't always the case of course, some tics happen rapidly with us unable to feel them beforehand but when you can feel them coming, that is classified at unvoluntary behavior. You can't control the urge but you can execute the tic.

I'm just mentioning this for people who'd like to learn more about Tourettes and educate themselves. Tourettes is unvoluntary :)

~the more you know~

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Is it possible to cheese the two NPC after Ludwig? (unvoluntary ng+ pain)

I tried to lure the first one down the stairs but even there, she keeps killing me pretty easily. At that point I don't know if I have to restart a character in order to be able to enjoy the DLC without being in ng+ but I don't like the idea of losing my current progress (item wise)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Extraltodeus
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Unvoluntary appendectomy
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Unvoluntary Pyrrha/Jaune fanart by @BuskHusker
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Crocodile from Romania :))) (Mihai Bendeac doing cosplay unvoluntary for Crocodile)
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How to deal with unvoluntary movement

I'm having a hard time with involuntary movements, The hardest one to control is my mouth. It just goes wide open and it hurt some times, also closing it too hard like on bruxism. My head just goes all strange some times like I put my ear on my shoulder that there such pressure on my neck that my head just keeps shivering. If I had to describe how it looks from an outside perspective I would say is almost like I'm possessed. And it's very hard to keep it down, it's almost like holding a sneeze and if I put attention to other things it happens again

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Inkyiie
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I wanted to try Carles's Argentina, I did everything I thought was the best but ended couped by Ramirez some month after the beginning. AI do that like 1/50 time, I succeeded to do it unvoluntary at the first try. Im so bad xD

It seems that Im not a good ultranationalist dictator

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Unvoluntary Pyrrha/Jaune fanart by @BuskHusker
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Probably the best unvoluntary kill i've ever made v.redd.it/r0owuck1s7g51
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Found these lines on a Norwegian news site today. Apparently an unvoluntary "ISIS-wife".
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Unvoluntary cold turkey

Yo guys, so it's like 5:00 in the morning where I live. This night, my gf broke up with me, because she thinks I'm addicted to opes, especially kratom. Told me she loves me more than anything and she will always stay my friend, but can't stand watching me die slowly in her arms. I love her more than anything in this world, she's my soul and sun... so half shattered and half still madly hopeful, I took all the kratom, and flushed it down the toilet, about 50 grams total. With it also went about 20mg oxy. Empty broken me recorded the whole thing and sent it to her, bcs later that evening, she said we can be together again if I at least try to get my shit together. I know I know, "chase a check, never chase some bitch"... but I completly lost my mind, I am madly in love with this girl and she's a total nympho, so I reaally hoped I can fix it if I show her I'm not just bullshiting, but actually acting. Anyways I know nobody cares and you will all probably scold me for flushing the drugs down the toilet, but I just needed to get this out, since without her, I really have nobody to talk to. My fellas are abroad and my family doesn't give a shit about me. Perhaps she will come to her senses when she sees all the stuff I sent her... please guys.. just wish me luck. Peace

Edit 1: So apparently she dumped me for good, because I kept spamming her like an idiot. Fuck WDs kicking in, I wish I wouldn't have at least flushd ALL the kratom...

Edit 2: I GOT HER BACK GUYS!!! She admired my determination, and since our feelings were strong, true and mutual, we are back together. My WDs are slowly getting under control... The big big takeaway is, if you ever in life have to choose between love and drugs, always, ALWAYS choose love. Otherwise, you will deeply regret it, once it's too late. Even if everything looks dark and you feel like suiciding, the love will always win, if it was real and true.

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Unvoluntary overlevel

Hey, its my first run on dark souls 3, coming from bloodborne.

Until abyss watchers i had the feel i was a bit underleveled but it wasnt a problem, boss fights were longer and was fun. But after that things scaled pretty quick, somehow ive just beat aldrich lvl 70 pontiff lvl 60 or so, same as dragonslayer armor. Vigor is at 24 so they can kill me fairly quick, but i have sellsword twinblades at +9. Dext at 30 carthus ring and sharp gem. They just kill bosses too quick im not enjoying fights anymore. The last fight i enjoyed was the dancer, when the weapon wasnt this op, it went from +5 to +9 in a blink, same as the sl. Is there a way to undo the +9? Because im not enjoying this anymore...but i would like tl keep using this weapon. I started deprived if that matters. Thanks

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When someone or something rememinds us about an unvoluntary action of our bodies (such as breathing, blinking, etc.) We can say that the involuntary action switches to manual mode, and we have to do it for ourselves until we forget about it again.
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DXM Effectiveness Against Unvoluntary Motor Tics

In the past I have had very annoying tics in my neck and jaw, but for the past few years up until recently I've gone without them. Now having tics supposedly brought back by stress, I nervously scavenged for a solution, though there's no real effective way to treat these tics that I know of.

My last option in a time like that was of course DXM, which I hoped was just mysterious enough to be able to treat my tics. Amazingly, just a low dosage (60-90mgs) was able to completely relieve me of the tics in my neck. They came back later, but weaker, and each time I'd dose like this it seemed to hold them back more and more.

It's not a cure, not that I expected one. The tics slowly come back after I stop this, giving me a new drive to seek out low amounts of this substance on the occasion.

Am I simply fooling myself with the placebo effect, or does anybody know of a mechanism that could lead to this? It interests me a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sigma_Militia
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Nymphomania and (unvoluntary) sex deprivation have the same effect: everything looks fuckeable enough.
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Dealing with unvoluntary days off

I recently discovered this community and I'm amazed how supportive it is! I know my first post is not the happiest topic but I was wondering how you guys deal with unvoluntary days (or weeks) without exercising, as in when you're sick, injured, too busy or or simply too tired to work out.

I'm asking this because I recently caught the chickenpox. I'm 29 and as you may know, you are (almost certainly) immune once you've had it as a kid, which the case for 90% of the population, but for the remaining ones, the adult version is known to be way less pleasurable. So you can guess I'm not having the time of my life right now! In addition to having unpleasant symptoms, I am especially frustrated that I had to cancel my trainings for today and tomorrow, and I don't know for how long I won't be able to go back to my preferred version of sweating and suffering!

I'll tell you more about what I do in another post and I also want to do a before/after pic but now is obviously not the best time...

So, how do you deal with being forced not to work out? Is it something addictive to you, or something you don't miss when you're not at it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/regmaglypte
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Unvoluntary Pornography in this Subreddit

Dear Mods Whats about this porn-posts on r/CastleClash ? It's now 3 posts in 2 day where I saw either pictures or Spam-links. I've reported them all, but is there nothing we can do about?

Sincerely, a fellow clasher

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Is there any workaround for "unvoluntary shared enemy military acess"?

I know this gets fixed next patch but is there a workaround I (SU) have about 200 German divisions roaming through my country and I want a proper war not some border gore units in siberia 1on1 fight with no supply.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IKraftI
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[german] "Kopfkino" - lit. 'mind-cinema'. The unvoluntary thoughts of usually bad, disgusting or scary things or situation caused by hearing them mentioned or talked about.

It can also be unvoluntary overthinking. Like a mother will imagine their child tied up and raped in some basement when they didn't answer her phone call.

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Unvoluntary thoughts keeping me awake for hours.

So basically I am an INTP and sometimes if I think a lot about something before going to bed I can't sleep because I can't stop thinking about that thing.

I try to clear my head or to think about something else but when I close my eyes I eventually start thinking about it no matter how hard I try.

A lot of the time I will just repeat the same thoughts or repeatedly repeat the name of the thing I am thinking about.

What the hell is this?

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What unvoluntary things does your body do that you love?

I like when my ballsack is all loose , feel it it's incredible.

Edit:+O

Don't feel mine, feel your's.

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[Serious]Is there any psychological study done on the effect of something being voluntary/unvoluntary and the amount of work you put in a certain task?
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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I wonder why they deleted the r/antiwork sub

I guess the concept didn't work

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CzarcasmRules
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justshtmypnts
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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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You've been hit by
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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoffatt34920
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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diggitygiggitycee
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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