i don't understand why i feel this way. i wake up not having the will to do anything. i haven't done my workouts consistently for weeks now because it feels so heavy. i haven't been attending my classes for months now.
i don't even have the will to do things i used to like (watchin movies) unless im with a company. but either way i couldn't finish it because i couldn't focus and don't feel like it. i cant even reply to my friends and eating feels like a chore. even just typing this.
no single person probably want to feel this way and im sick of it i just wanna feel and be better but i dont know how the fuck to. to the non existent(?) god, i surrender. i don't want to be a sad girl fml
i dont want someone else to fix me but i probs need professional help
So I was having a very bad day. And I mean like I’m 12 seconds away from becoming a statistic. So I’m laying here. With a head ache. Wanting to die. So I turned on some porn, did my thing and now I’m not as sad. I feel a lot better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iyxgApr2EA&feature=youtu.be
sad kermit is sad with sad music to unsad comment f and sad kermit will unsad and sad music will unsad as well sad kermit is sad
sad :(
https://preview.redd.it/0tt5zooizox71.jpg?width=629&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9032eca4d4f3633f341d7967cb58fb40e66f650c
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
Nothing, he was gladiator.
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
