Kansas airlines wonโt let you use baggage claim for unruly children
Guess Iโll have to carry on my wayward son.
(Not mine, saw on Facebook)
Why are people with glasses so unruly?
Because they don't have any super-vision
Color Pun Riddles
Q: What do you do if a piece of purple fruit gets stuck in the drain and clogs it?
A: Call the plumber.
Q: What do you do if you live in a purple house and the lights go out?
A: Go to the fuchsia box.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
(I've posted these on various places on the web outside of Reddit over the years under various screen names.)
