‘Fin’
An interloafer.
Suddenly it became a soap opera.
Sudden Canyon!
My thoughts are with your family.
It was a Big Sur prize.
He thinks he's funny.
It was an unexpected Journey.
Instead I swam up to the surface.
Supplies!
...everyone gets it.
So it's been almost 3 weeks since a lockdown was triggered in the UK and there have been quite a few knock on effects.. Some good and some bad which I want to share in this post.
Firstly one of my friends lost his job. He worked as a psychic.. Never saw it coming. Its been a difficult couple of weeks and he is now considering a complete career change...considering becoming a baker of all things.. But I suppose he really kneads the dough. I suggested he focus on photography, but nothing ever developed.
Another of my friends was also made redundant. He managed to get a Skype interview for a position in Tescos within a few days. The interviewer asked him: "what is your biggest weakness?", he replied "I don't know when to quit". The interviewer said "OK, your hired". He said "I quit".
Work has been busy for me but since I can't enjoy the things I usually do I have been looking for some new things to do around the house. It's been nice have the thyme to do more cooking. I randomly started a boat building business in my garage.. Sails have gone through the roof.
In an unsettling reversal of my teenage years I am now shouting at my parents for leaving the house. I suggested they take up scrabble to keep them occupied.. Turned out to be a bad idea from the word go.
It's been great hearing about how world pollution levels have been failling. I read the story about fish now being visible in the canals in Venice.. I hope that story isnt a load of pollocks! Cod, these were eely bad. Will stop carping on now!
He said, “They are used to keep your shirt closed.”
Started with a bang and phineased unexpectedly.
edit: woah my first award. thank you u/LingThingLS
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I realized this is America and I oh-ed.
I’m doing these prostate exams my way.
I mean who would have seen it coming?
After dinner, my wife asked if I could clear the table.
I needed a running start, but I made it!
A pool table
Because there's a Delhi on every block.
I’m still trying to get some closure.
Student: "Can you address outlets?" Trainer: (turns chair towards wall) "Hello outlets."
It was an eye deal situation
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Starting fires are easy since each of them will always have a match!
They say he made a mint.
"Actually, they're medium-well."
I paused for a good 10 seconds as it began to sink in, and then gave her the biggest applause I could.
I'm so happy.
It was an unexpected Journey.
