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U(1) Puns

A list of puns related to "U(1)"

Apple Pie is a ridiculous $5 a slice in the U.S., but only $1 in Jamaica, the Bahamas, & the Virgin Islands

Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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Son: 1, Dad: 0

http://imgur.com/FNc6UJQ

(Not sure how certain we can be that these types of posts are true stories but they're sure hilarious)

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👤︎ u/Quest-
📅︎ Feb 13 2014
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A mathematician comes home drunk at 3 AM. His wife: Hey, you promised to be in by 1145. What the hell happened?

Him: No, I told you I’ll be home by a quarter of twelve.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 15 2018
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Half a penny?

That doesn't make any cents!

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👤︎ u/WittyEnough
📅︎ Dec 03 2011
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