Twisted Ankle Puns

A list of puns related to "Twisted Ankle"

If there is a record for how many times a person can twist their ankle

I think I might have broken it!

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👤︎ u/WKBX
📅︎ Jun 18 2020
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A priest twists his ankle, what's the first thing that happens?

He'sprain.

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👤︎ u/Crispelli
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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Dad joked my wife about her ankle.

Wife: I just got done running. I ended up twisting my ankle. Me: Phew, good thing you didn't twist your ankle on Wednesday. Wife: .... Me: Because then you would have rolled a joint on 4/20.

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👤︎ u/overpacked
📅︎ Apr 22 2016
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When a ninja gets hurt do they refer to it as a ..

ninjury ?

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👤︎ u/rotinski
📅︎ Nov 14 2014
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My best friend just made a better dad joke than I could ever hope to...

Firstly, it should be noted that she's a total klutz. She's fallen off her longboard and sprained her ankle(s) multiple times in the past few months. So, I was talking to her earlier today as she was walking to Walgreens to pick up an Ace bandage. When I asked why, she said she twisted her ankle walking home from work. I then said "Damn, your ankles can't catch a break, can they?", to which she replied "Well, I think I'd be in more trouble if they did."

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👤︎ u/roguespectre67
📅︎ Sep 04 2016
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