Surely that must be a record.
As a big fat black man who wants to open a hot dog stand, I feel that this would be a good business decision. But would I be able to do this or would it violate some sort of obscenity laws even though it's all obviously a play on words. I live in Florida if it matters.
...because if it did it would be a foot. π
So he asks the bartender βWhatβs that all about?β motioning to the dwarf,
The bartender told him he would tell him later. So the guy orders a drink. The bartender says,
βBefore you get a drink, you get to rub the magic beer bottle and make one wish.β
βOkay,β said the guy. He walks over to the magic beer bottle and rubbed it. Poof. Out came a genie.
The genie, of course, said, βYou have one wish.β
The guy thought about it and then wished for a million bucks. A cloud of smoke filled the room, and then both the genie and the guy disappeared.
In a few minutes, the guy reappeared back with a million ducks around him. The guy was astounded and said to the bartender, βHey! I didnβt want a million ducks.β The bartender replied, βDo you think I wanted a twelve-inch Pianist?β
