Second Hand Emulsion
Well she’s a real Paige Turner
Your hands.
They named her Paige, and they just couldn't put her down.
I guess that’s why they called her Paige.
It's a Page-turner...
Her name is Page Turner.
They should.
It'll be a real Page-turner!
I don’t know y
They are quite the head turner.
Epitaphs never written:
I never thought I'd live to see this day come
Here lies a great photographer, he died from overexposure
She wrote a best selling book
- Paige Turner
Here lies Claire Voyant
She never saw it coming...
It’s a real head turner.
Chris P. Cream
Chris P. Bacon
Pete Zah
Barbie Q.
Q. Cumber
Okra Winfrey
Tom A. Tow
Zach N. Cheese
Drew Brie's
May N. Ace
Tuna Turner
Drew Berry
Parma Shawn
Pets I want to have....
An otter name Harry Otter. A snake named Severus Snake. A tortoise named Voldetort. A chicken named Kylo Hen. A dog named Barkamedes. A deer named David Hasselhoof. A turkey named Green Gobbleen. A cat named Captain Ameowrica. A stork named Tony Stork. A pig named Peter Porker. A crocodile named Croctor Strange. A duck named Ducktor Doom. A squid named Abraham Inkin. A goose named Ryan Gooseling. A heron named Charlize Heron. A goat named Selena Goatmez An alpaca named Alpacachino. A carp name Leonardo Di’Carprio. A tuna named Tuna Turner. A horse named Neighlor Swift. A toad named Demi Lavatoad. A Rhino named Ryan Rhinolds. A swan named Swan Jovi. A Falcon named Jimmy Falcon. A ferret named Ferret Faucet. A rabbit named Hoptimus Prime. A cow named Moolissa McCarthy. A crow named Seth Crowgan. A fox named Charlie Fox. A cat named Katy Purry. A wolf named Howly Berry. A hamster named Scarlet Johamster. A parrot named Squakin Phoenix. A duck named DuckleBerry Finn. A canary named Jim Canary. A swarm of bees, all named Beeyoncé. A sheep named Meryl Sheep. An elk named Elkton John. A bear named Teddy Mercury. A ram named Gordon RAMsey. A shark named Fin Diesel. A jellyfish named Jelly Clarkson. An Iguana named Eddie Lizard. A hyena named Hyena Bonham Carter. A penguin named Robird Downey Jr.
a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
He said it was our "Tina Turner."
Keep on turnin', doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo...
It was a real page-turner.
It's a real page turner!
His last name's Turner. He writes books with his wife, Paige, and they're so good I can't seem to put them down. I want to talk to him, but he doesn't own a cell phone.
I guess I'll have to page Turner, who writes page-turners with Paige Turner.
I yell: Please Turner down.
They were just chatting and she mentioned her daughter was called Paige, and he said she should marry someone called Turner.
On the radio, an ad that asks you to call and learn how to make millions flipping houses.
Me: but how would you fit the pancake turner underneath a house?
Well she’s a real Paige Turner
I don't know why.
People call her Paige Turner
