What's a gymnastic stoner's favorite?

tumbleweed

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📅︎ Nov 15 2020
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I saw a stoner fall over every time he took a puff of his joint

Turns out he was smoking Tumbleweed

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👤︎ u/DutchBlob
📅︎ Apr 22 2020
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I don't know if it's a dad joke or just a regular bad joke.

The other day I was really killing them at the comedy club, but eventually all they did was boo

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📅︎ Oct 31 2019
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I'm getting old

Popped one on my daughters today, received with blank stares.

I was passing a large piece of scrambled egg over.

Egg crumbles and falls off the fork.

Daughter:argh it fell off!

Me: yeah it had poor int.egg.rity

#Tumbleweed

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📅︎ Dec 06 2014
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Got my dad while working around the house today...

I was helping my dad hang up some towel racks in the bathroom. I turned on the stud finder and held up to my chest. When it beeped I looked my dad in the eyes and said "I think we've found a stud." He groaned, but I could tell he was proud of me.

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👤︎ u/mandiblesx
📅︎ Aug 10 2014
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Cracked a hispanic/maritime dadjoke at work that nobody appreciated

If I ever bought a boat, I would call it the "S.S. Un Boat Boat"

(tumbleweed)

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👤︎ u/gatienza
📅︎ Mar 06 2015
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Detroit Dad Joke

I can finally join your ranks!

We were out to dinner last night and my wife was telling a story about how she saw a tumbleweed rolling down the road on her way home from work in downtown Detroit. She thought it very unusual and as she got closer she realized it was just a giant ball of hair blowing down the road, to which I replied...

"Would you say you saw a tumbleWEAVE?"

God it feels good to be hilarious. I need to actually get a kid now so I can keep chasing this high...

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📅︎ Apr 11 2014
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