A list of puns related to "Tumbleweeds"
Turns out he was smoking Tumbleweed
The other day I was really killing them at the comedy club, but eventually all they did was boo
Popped one on my daughters today, received with blank stares.
I was passing a large piece of scrambled egg over.
Egg crumbles and falls off the fork.
Daughter:argh it fell off!
Me: yeah it had poor int.egg.rity
#Tumbleweed
I was helping my dad hang up some towel racks in the bathroom. I turned on the stud finder and held up to my chest. When it beeped I looked my dad in the eyes and said "I think we've found a stud." He groaned, but I could tell he was proud of me.
If I ever bought a boat, I would call it the "S.S. Un Boat Boat"
(tumbleweed)
I can finally join your ranks!
We were out to dinner last night and my wife was telling a story about how she saw a tumbleweed rolling down the road on her way home from work in downtown Detroit. She thought it very unusual and as she got closer she realized it was just a giant ball of hair blowing down the road, to which I replied...
"Would you say you saw a tumbleWEAVE?"
God it feels good to be hilarious. I need to actually get a kid now so I can keep chasing this high...
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