Tudors Puns

A list of puns related to "Tudors"

I live in a Tudor mansion

There's a front one and a back one

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👤︎ u/The_Purple_Duck
📅︎ Apr 03 2020
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Dadjoked on bike ride. Stated to wife that I thought the house we were passing was a tudor.

The guy was just coming out of the garage (which has three doors) And says, "No it's a three door".

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👤︎ u/Ecothegeek
📅︎ May 17 2015
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I bought a car built in 1485...

It's a Tudor hatchback.

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👤︎ u/Datolite7
📅︎ Feb 16 2020
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Usually I pick the Royal Mail as a deliverer for my purchases

It's because they do it door-tudor

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👤︎ u/L24D
📅︎ Jan 08 2020
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One of my ancestors was once hired by Henry VIII to teach his son to play the trumpet

He was a Tudor tooter tutor.

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👤︎ u/ChargingTiger
📅︎ Sep 13 2019
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What do watch enthusiasts and indie guys have in common?

Tudor Cinema Club.

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👤︎ u/cp-photo
📅︎ Sep 25 2019
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What do you call a teacher who doesn't fart?

A private Tudor!

My 7 year old son told that joke this morning.

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👤︎ u/The_Dude_n_Seattle
📅︎ Mar 01 2019
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Posted around my college campus imgur.com/OxH1Lu0
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👤︎ u/ElderCunningham
📅︎ Jan 24 2014
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One of my neighbors is descended from British royalty.

She lives Tudors down.

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👤︎ u/Torley_
📅︎ Jul 29 2018
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Dadjoked my wife on the fly...

Watching the Tudors:

Her: what's the difference between a duke and an earl? Me: it's mostly based on order of arrival. Her: what do you mean? Me: well one's earlier...

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👤︎ u/irishexpatriate
📅︎ Nov 08 2014
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If King Henry VIII Had Gas

He'd be the Tooter Tudor

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👤︎ u/Futuredanish
📅︎ May 01 2015
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