I’m Theodore, but women use to call me...

...UnsoliciTed

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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My friend Theodore really likes to watch Japanese TV shows made from moving drawings.

He's Anime Ted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ridley_Himself
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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Alice Roosevelt, daughter of Theodore Roosevelt, had a long-time extramarital affair with Senator William Borah. They had an illegitimate daughter together, Paulina Longworth, who Alice referred to as "Aurora Borah Alice" [from /r/todayilearned] en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/emilvikstrom
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2014
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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Theodore

Theodore who?

Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/v_Delavnici
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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A new disease is sweeping the world. It's a type of nostril infection, very costly to test for

But one man, born with extra sensitive smelling, has been providing free exams to the public to eradicate this new threat. Dr. Theodore Nose of UCH Hospital has a long line of patients waiting every morning, wanting the incredible accuracy of this man.

And as his secretary says...

No one's nose knows noses like Nose's nose knows noses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRichTookItAll
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Why did the Tesla car AI get confused when trying to recognize a picture of Teddy Roosevelt?

It thought Theodore was a jar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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My friend Theo has decided to open an American President themed felt shop...

He's calling it Theodore's Rows of Felt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpaciousYeti
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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The history of the first gated community.

In the 80's when there were a lot of homophobic attacks on people, a brilliant activist named Theodore Jones came up with the idea of an enclave for homosexuals.

A safe haven.

And it had fencing all around and controlled entry.

After he passed away from AIDS they named it after him:

"The Gay Ted" community.

That's why we call it a gated community now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/silentpl
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2017
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Got this from a SEAL

Knock Knock. Who's there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore is locked.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2016
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