Iโll be honest, I donโt trust the stairs in my house.
Theyโre up to something...
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๏ธ May 19 2021
Never trust an atom, they make up everything...
But I know I can trust molecules, we have chemistry.
Palpatine voice Ionic...
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๏ธ May 08 2021
Why canโt you trust atoms?
Because they make up everything
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๏ธ May 23 2021
An actual joke from my 8 year old - Why canโt you trust atoms?
They make up everything.
I was proud.
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๏ธ Jan 28 2021
Why can you trust a dermatologist?
They've got some skin in the game.
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๏ธ May 21 2021
Never trust stairs, they are always up to something
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๏ธ May 01 2021
Why cant you trust a news broadcast of geese?
All they say is proper gander.
Goose news!
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๏ธ May 06 2021
Never trust hairdressers
Never trust hairdressers.
They are always talking behind your back!
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๏ธ May 09 2021
2 main reasons I don't trust people.
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I don't know them.
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I know them.
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๏ธ May 07 2021
Why shouldn't anyone trust stairs?
Because they're always upto something
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๏ธ Mar 15 2021
Why is water such a trusted beverage choice?
Everything about it is so transparent
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๏ธ Apr 03 2021
Why shouldn't you trust news from a raisin?
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๏ธ Mar 29 2021
Why does nobody trust the baby salmon?
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๏ธ Apr 12 2021
Never trust people who sketch facial composites for police reports.
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๏ธ Feb 15 2021
I don't trust elevators.
I'll have to take careful steps to avoid them.
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๏ธ Mar 08 2021
Dad: I really donโt trust these trees
Son: Huh? What? Why?
Dad: They seem kindaโฆ. shady
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๏ธ Nov 12 2020
Who does Thor trust to protect his back against the Frost Giants?
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๏ธ Feb 27 2021
You shouldn't trust artists
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๏ธ Jan 09 2021
Don't trust your digestive system...
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๏ธ Feb 17 2021
Donโt trust people that create acupuncture,
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๏ธ Jan 22 2021
I don't trust Velcro.
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๏ธ Jan 18 2021
I saw a tree yesterday.
I didn't trust it, it seemed kinda shady.
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๏ธ May 21 2021
I don't trust the owls at Machu Pichu...
I reckon they are all Inca hoots.
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๏ธ Feb 05 2021
Never trust friction.
It will always work against you.
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๏ธ Jan 08 2021
Don't trust any opinion that's on paper.
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๏ธ Feb 11 2021
Never trust an atom, they make up everything!
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๏ธ May 01 2021
Why can't you trust stairs?
Because they are always up to something
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๏ธ May 04 2021
I don't trust stairs.
They are always up to something.
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๏ธ Apr 16 2021
I donโt trust stairs
Theyโre always up to something
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๏ธ May 10 2021
Why canโt you trust atoms?
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๏ธ Apr 11 2021
Never trust an atom...
They literally make up everything.
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๏ธ Apr 07 2021
I Never Trusted Stairs
They always lead up to something.
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๏ธ Mar 25 2021
I dont trust stairs
They're always up to something
๐๏ธ 17
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๏ธ Feb 24 2021
I don't trust stairs.
They're always up to something
๐๏ธ 10
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๏ธ Feb 21 2021
I don't trust stairs
They're always up to something...
๐๏ธ 12
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๏ธ Mar 16 2021
Never trust an Atom
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๏ธ Jan 25 2021
Why donโt scientists trust atoms at all?
Because they make up everything.
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๏ธ Feb 14 2021
why cant you trust an atom?
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๏ธ Feb 22 2021
I donโt trust stairs
Theyโre always up to something.
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๏ธ Feb 09 2021
I don't trust stairs.
They're always up to something or they always let you down.
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๏ธ Dec 14 2020
Why canโt you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything
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๏ธ Nov 28 2020
I've never trusted stairs.
They're always up to something.
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๏ธ Jan 25 2021
Donโt trust people that do acupuncture ...
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๏ธ Jan 15 2021
Why canโt you trust atoms
Because they make up everything...
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๏ธ Jan 09 2021
I donโt trust stairs...
^(because theyโre always up to something.)
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๏ธ Jan 06 2021
"I don't trust stairs."
"They're always up to something."
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๏ธ Nov 26 2020
Wanna know why I don't trust stairs?
They're always up to something...
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๏ธ Dec 24 2020
I donโt trust stairs... you wanna know why?
Because theyโre always up to something!
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๏ธ Dec 31 2020
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