Iโ€™ll be honest, I donโ€™t trust the stairs in my house.

Theyโ€™re up to something...

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Eternal_Punshine
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 19 2021
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Never trust an atom, they make up everything...

But I know I can trust molecules, we have chemistry.

Palpatine voice Ionic...

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Paradoxicalwaffle_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 08 2021
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Why canโ€™t you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/iamDansky
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 23 2021
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An actual joke from my 8 year old - Why canโ€™t you trust atoms?

They make up everything.

I was proud.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jaybird1905
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 28 2021
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Why can you trust a dermatologist?

They've got some skin in the game.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/billbixbyakahulk
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 21 2021
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Never trust stairs, they are always up to something
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Prestigious-Ad-9931
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 01 2021
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Why cant you trust a news broadcast of geese?

All they say is proper gander. Goose news!

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 5
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/omegajakezed
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 06 2021
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Never trust hairdressers

Never trust hairdressers. They are always talking behind your back!

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 7
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Kingfisher202103
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 09 2021
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2 main reasons I don't trust people.
  1. I don't know them.

  2. I know them.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 5
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/VERBERD
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 07 2021
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Why shouldn't anyone trust stairs?

Because they're always upto something

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/makunahatata27
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 15 2021
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Why is water such a trusted beverage choice?

Everything about it is so transparent

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/_fiveMoreMinutes
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 03 2021
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Why shouldn't you trust news from a raisin?

It's not currant

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TurboAxolotl
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 29 2021
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Why does nobody trust the baby salmon?

It's a little fishy.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Kartenhouse
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 12 2021
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Never trust people who sketch facial composites for police reports.

They're con artists.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mrbadassmotherfucker
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 15 2021
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I don't trust elevators.

I'll have to take careful steps to avoid them.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jfshay
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 08 2021
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Dad: I really donโ€™t trust these trees

Son: Huh? What? Why?
Dad: They seem kindaโ€ฆ. shady

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Daudelin1
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 12 2020
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Who does Thor trust to protect his back against the Frost Giants?

Asgardians

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 7
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BigfootNick
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 27 2021
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You shouldn't trust artists

They're kinda sketchy.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/pattersonjeffa
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 09 2021
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Don't trust your digestive system...

It's full of $hit.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 13
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/VERBERD
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 17 2021
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Donโ€™t trust people that create acupuncture,

theyโ€™re back stabbers.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 6
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/kickypie
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 22 2021
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I don't trust Velcro.

It's a complete ripoff.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 34
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/VegetarianReaper
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 18 2021
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I saw a tree yesterday.

I didn't trust it, it seemed kinda shady.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheKillahG
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 21 2021
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I don't trust the owls at Machu Pichu...

I reckon they are all Inca hoots.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 28
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/VERBERD
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 05 2021
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Never trust friction.

It will always work against you.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 14
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/devilishsolriase
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 08 2021
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Don't trust any opinion that's on paper.

It's tearable

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 8
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Kashindabank
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 11 2021
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Never trust an atom, they make up everything!
๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 18
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Prestigious-Ad-9931
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 01 2021
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Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 12
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Rathabro
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 04 2021
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I don't trust stairs.

They are always up to something.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 25
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/runew0lf
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 16 2021
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I donโ€™t trust stairs

Theyโ€™re always up to something

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 2
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Tempuran-San
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 10 2021
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Why canโ€™t you trust atoms?

They make up everything.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 25
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BethJ2018
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 11 2021
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Never trust an atom...

They literally make up everything.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 10
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/hallsguide
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 07 2021
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I Never Trusted Stairs

They always lead up to something.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 15
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/FlandersHasPassed
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 25 2021
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I dont trust stairs

They're always up to something

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 17
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/shamudawhale51
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 24 2021
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I don't trust stairs.

They're always up to something

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 10
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/FunnyDifficulty6
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 21 2021
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I don't trust stairs

They're always up to something...

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 12
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Just_Bee_Pawsitive
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 16 2021
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Never trust an Atom

They make up everything

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 47
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/d00mt0mb
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 25 2021
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Why donโ€™t scientists trust atoms at all?

Because they make up everything.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 17
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Cali_Spidey
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 14 2021
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why cant you trust an atom?

They make up everything!

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 22
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mitks07
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 22 2021
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I donโ€™t trust stairs

Theyโ€™re always up to something.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 7
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/wilhelmfart
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 09 2021
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I don't trust stairs.

They're always up to something or they always let you down.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 87
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Tinnber
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 14 2020
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Why canโ€™t you trust an atom?

Because they make up everything

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 96
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BigBoydski
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 28 2020
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I've never trusted stairs.

They're always up to something.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 9
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Odinovic
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 25 2021
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Donโ€™t trust people that do acupuncture ...

theyโ€™re back stabbers.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 7
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/kickypie
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 15 2021
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Why canโ€™t you trust atoms

Because they make up everything...

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 14
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/LiveStrong4Ever-
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 09 2021
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I donโ€™t trust stairs...

^(because theyโ€™re always up to something.)

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 15
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/WWG_Genius
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 06 2021
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"I don't trust stairs."

"They're always up to something."

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 96
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PersonWalker
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 26 2020
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Wanna know why I don't trust stairs?

They're always up to something...

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 37
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Lahkli
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 24 2020
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I donโ€™t trust stairs... you wanna know why?

Because theyโ€™re always up to something!

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 12
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/masodilla
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 31 2020
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