What kind of fax machine did the Trump Administration use?

An alternative facts machine.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hobbitinterrupted
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Did you hear the Trump administration is thinking about making it illegal to sell pre-shredded cheese?

Apparently they want to make America grate again.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/smakattak
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Why can't you send email to the trump administration?

They prefer alternative fax.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Insanitychick
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Studying Spanish and these are the puns I've come up with so far.

English and Spanish.

The Trump administration is making a game out of getting Latinos out of the country, they call it deporte.

Spanish heathens have to pay extra to preforn their ceremonies. Pagan rituals

What sci-fi weapon does the King of Spain prefer? A rey-gun!

Do you know how many times anyone had to tell me how to say 'eleven' in Spanish? Once.

Exclusivamente en espaรฑol (Perdรณn por errores gramaticales)

Quรฉ comida es el mas mojado? El agua-cate

Cual comida no puede decir una mentira? La verdadura

Como se llama un libro sobra la revoluciรณn? Libre!

Quรฉ es exactamente una mejor que Beyonce? Beydoce

Cual animal siempre tiene un novio o novia? El Parejaro.

Cual comida es el menos diverido? Aburrito.

Sobre que papel de pelicula de Madonna no le quiere hablar? Evita!

Quiero que me digรกis mas. Nunca tengo suficiente bromas!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DankOfTheEndless
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