Need donors for my phone's blood transfusion.

Looking for a type-o.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iMakeCrap
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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Needing a blood transfusion I asked my nurse what my blood type was..

She replied "A+" the dad in me had to let it out... "Well I always was top of the class" I now understand what a visible groan looks like.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/openheartoption
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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My dad passed away last year because my family didn't know blood type in time for the doctors to do a transfusion.

As he was dying he kept saying "be positive" but it's hard without him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/julp04
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Recently, my father passed away in the hospital. He had a cardiac problem, and we needed to perform a blood transfusion in order to save him. Unfortunately, none of us knew his blood type.

As he was dying, he kept telling us to "be positive," but it's incredibly hard to without him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImprovedBore
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Blood and Organ related puns please

So a colleague is leaving my work (transfusion medicine lab) to work as an information manager for the organ transplant service. I make cards and I’m trying to think up something punny to write on/in his card and I’ll paint a picture on the front for context. I was thinking like β€œbloody good luck” or β€œsorry you’re transplanting”... but less shitty!

Thanks in advance :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Massive-Lock-6048
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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I'm exhausted. Just got back from the hospital

My girlfriend was really sick and the doctors said she urgently needed a blood transfusion. They asked me what her blood type was, but I had no idea. I frantically tracked my brain, trying to remember if she'd told me. She must have sensed my panic, because she looked up at me and with her final breath said, "Be positive. Be positive" She's right, though I will miss her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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Famous last words

It was really hard on our family when my Grandfather passed away. He was waiting for a blood transfusion but the machine to test blood-type was broken. He always kept a brave face and inspired us all, and today was no different. I will always remember his last words. With his last breath the pulled me close, looked me in the eye and told me to be positive. Please, be positive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Picker-Rick
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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After finishing Christmas dinner

My daughter is now eating the left over gravy from the jug with a spoon. Mrs points out how much she's eaten, to which I replied... "If we were to crash on the way over to granddads later and she needed a blood transfusion, they'd need to use type Beeef Positive!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/helin0x
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2016
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Just science things :-) Via twitter: @DumbAsFucc

My dad passed away last year when my family couldn’t remember his blood type in time for the Doctors to give him a blood transfusion. As he was dying he kept saying β€œbe positive” but it’s really hard with out him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bhallsted12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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