I’m opening a new restaurant called IDK
That way, when men ask their girlfriend or wife what they want for dinner, she can say “I Don’t Know”.
Who is the most popular man at the nudist colony?
The one who can bring back two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
I knocked over a try of Chinese dumplings today...
it was wonton destruction.
People say it’s hard to open a bakery
but there’s really muffin to it.
I was confused when my printer started playing music…
...until I realized the paper was jamming.
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of 3. He says “uno, dos...” poof.
He disappeared without a tres.
Americans, what are the 2 places in the house that you are no longer American?
In the bathroom, because then European, and in the hallway on the way to the bathroom because then you're Russian
What do you call a reptile who betrayed you?
A trai-tor
