The worst part is the news says this is just the tip of the iceberg and what I need to use as TP tomorrow romaines to be seen. Stay safe kids, Dad
It’s because an asteroid might hit us next month. ..... and ... paper always beats rock
I guess that makes me Prince Charmin.
But I wish someone would get to the bottom of it.
... such crap
These are the PIREPs of the Caribbean.
Being poor, starving, university students, I said "Why would you waste perfectly good toilet paper?" to which she replies "C'mon dude, don't be a party pooper."
groaning intensifies
[Looking over cart full of TP]
Me: "Nice to meet you Rationing, I'm Hoarding"
until you use it.
Edit: I came up with this whole using a public restroom that have the worst tp.
My grandparent grew up in the Soviet Union. One cloudy day, as they were walking down the street perception started falling.
My grandmother thought it was snow, while my grandfather thought it was rain.
Their passionate arguing was noticed by the local head of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, a good friend named Rudolph.
After they told him of their dispute, Rudolph stated that it was in fact rain.
With a smile on his face my grandfather turned tp his wife, and said: "You see, Rudolph the Red knows rain dear"
http://i.imgur.com/DKPosTP.jpg
Telling joke to gf when my girlfriends dad tells me to check my coat pocket I do and find a roll of TP Girlfriend's dad promptly retorts "I am on a roll."
http://i.imgur.com/iJlDlTP.jpg
