Who called it toll booths instead of bill gates?
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👤︎ u/abishiekh
📅︎ Mar 23 2019
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Toll roads should have been called feeways
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📅︎ Aug 22 2018
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My friends dad called a toll free number and he proceeded to do the most dadjoke thing ever...

"an answering machine just told my dad "you want to speak to a representative, correct? please say yes or no." and with a totally straight face he goes 'yes or no' "

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📅︎ Jun 04 2016
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A 5th grader gets it.

I work at an elementary school and a 5th grader has been calling me Mr. Tall since 1st grade. I'm only 6 feet 3. He got me with this one today.

He said as I randomly walked down the hall, "hey Mr. Tall, you must have to use the Toll Free Lane on the highway."

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👤︎ u/paustulio
📅︎ Feb 25 2016
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Headed to Orlando, and my buddy got me with a good one.

In Florida, we have what's called the Sunpass to get through the tolls without pay lanes.

Me: "yo, you should probably get out your Sunpass if we're taking the turnpike."

Friend: "I don't think I need to, the sign said it's a freeway."

Well played.

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👤︎ u/Slammasam2
📅︎ Feb 13 2016
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