A list of puns related to "Toll Call"
"an answering machine just told my dad "you want to speak to a representative, correct? please say yes or no." and with a totally straight face he goes 'yes or no' "
I work at an elementary school and a 5th grader has been calling me Mr. Tall since 1st grade. I'm only 6 feet 3. He got me with this one today.
He said as I randomly walked down the hall, "hey Mr. Tall, you must have to use the Toll Free Lane on the highway."
In Florida, we have what's called the Sunpass to get through the tolls without pay lanes.
Me: "yo, you should probably get out your Sunpass if we're taking the turnpike."
Friend: "I don't think I need to, the sign said it's a freeway."
Well played.
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