Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Tolkein"
She has a tattoo of a mountain range with an elvish inscription underneath.
Me: What does your tattoo say again?
Her: Oh, it says "The mountain is calling.". Why?
Me: Oh no reason, I just didn't know what it was Tolkein about.
Her: (thousand yard stare)
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
