FLAT TIRE PUNS quick go!
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︎ Jun 27 2014
It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?
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︎ Feb 17 2021
I heard that Tiger Wood's car accident was caused by a problem with his tires...
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︎ Feb 24 2021
I ran over a nail and popped my tire when my wife and I left the farmers market.
I should have bought asparagus.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills
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︎ Jan 09 2021
What happened to Guns 'n Roses' tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up for repair?
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︎ Feb 25 2021
Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours.
They decided to call it a day.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
I got tired trying to think of a good posting title for this one.
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︎ Oct 15 2020
tiring work
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︎ Jan 23 2021
How do you make water tired?
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︎ Feb 28 2021
My wife just broke up with me. She's sick and tired of my constant Zodiac puns.
It Taurus apart. I'm in Pisces typing this.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
She was tired
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︎ Feb 10 2021
Why did bicycle go to bed early? Because it was two-tired
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Benedict Cumberbatch got tired of all the jokes on his name and changed it to Benedict Batch
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︎ Jan 26 2021
What did the vegetarian use to fix his flat tire?
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︎ Jan 30 2021
Why did the tire get fired from its job?
It couldnβt stand the pressure
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︎ Feb 12 2021
What do you call a plane full of tired pilots?
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︎ Feb 09 2021
Exhausted and tired
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︎ Sep 12 2020
My butt is tired, today...
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︎ Feb 23 2021
What did the tractor tire say to the bicycle tire?
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︎ Feb 16 2021
I'm really tired of seeing just text posts here
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Tiring realization
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︎ Dec 13 2020
I tried to rearrange my Tired Ass.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Why didn't the tire tell his joke?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
I still remember my childhood quite fondly, when dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
A man has been stealing police car tires
The police are working tirelessly to catch him
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Is everyone here as tired as I am of the quiet Hawaiian a low ha joke?
If only that joke wasn't aloud.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Y'know, without tires,
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︎ Jan 30 2021
I got my son a tire pump as a Christmas gift
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︎ Jan 04 2021
My daughter told me she was tired of my jokes
I said βhi tired of all my jokes, Iβm dadβ
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︎ Feb 06 2021
How does a farmer fix a flat tire?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Laying on the grass...βtwo tiredβ...to move
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︎ Dec 20 2020
Why are keyboards never tired?
Because they have two shifts.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
My son wrote s symphony about not caring if your car's tire has no air...
It's written in the key of B flat.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
I was doing gymnastics after a part-time shift at the tire change shop, my coach asked me how I learned to do back handsprings without a tumbling cylinder
I said it actually just took me a goodyear or two
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Im tired of being misunderstood and Iβm going to get straight to the point!
Iβm drawing a line in the sand.
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︎ Jan 16 2021
What do you call a worn out tire?
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Why are new tires so expensive?
A lot of it is inflation.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Whatβs the difference between a well dressed man and a tired out dog?
One wears a suit and the other just pants.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
I got so tired while climbing a tall mountain in Nepal.
I did not think I would Everest.
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︎ Dec 23 2020
I got home from work angry and tired, so I asked my wife if she could make turkey and duck for dinner.
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︎ Oct 19 2020
I'm soo tired
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Why was the duck so tired?
He woke up at the quack of dawn.
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︎ Nov 14 2020
I always say "hi tired, I'm dad", but I got one upped tonight.
I said my goodnights but in return I got "Are you a broom?"
"I'm sorry, what?"
"You look sweepy"
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︎ Aug 11 2020
I got tired of flipping the little switch on my rear view mirror to dim the headlights.
So I removed the whole mirror.
I havenβt looked back since.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Someone stole the tires off a police car
Theyβre working tirelessly to catch them
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︎ Dec 22 2020
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