Where do Timon and Pumbaa order their food from?

Grub Hub.

I’ll show myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drsideburns
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I’m writing a musical work based on Timon and Pumbaa from the Lion King. I’m calling it the Hakuna Cantata.
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What's the difference between Simba and Timon?

One is a meerkat and the other is a mere cat

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"I named my kitten Timon."

Why did you name him that?

"Haven't you seen Lion King? He's named after the meerkat!"

That is not a meerkat, it is a mere cat.

Interaction with my stepsister. She was not amused.

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Timon from Lion King must be a dad

Simba: Hakuna Matata?

Pumba:Β It's our motto.

Simba:Β What's a motto?

Timon:Β Nothing. What's a motto with you?

Gets me every time I see the movie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xohmg
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This pun was so bad , It left a scar.
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Hakuna Matata?

P: Yeah, it's our motto S: What's a motto? T: Nothing, what's the motto with you?!

~ Timone and Pumba, dad joking since 1994

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