Where do Timon and Pumbaa order their food from?
Grub Hub.
I’ll show myself out.
I’m writing a musical work based on Timon and Pumbaa from the Lion King. I’m calling it the Hakuna Cantata.
What's the difference between Simba and Timon?
One is a meerkat and the other is a mere cat
"I named my kitten Timon."
Why did you name him that?
"Haven't you seen Lion King? He's named after the meerkat!"
That is not a meerkat, it is a mere cat.
Interaction with my stepsister. She was not amused.
Hakuna Matata?
P: Yeah, it's our motto S: What's a motto? T: Nothing, what's the motto with you?!
~ Timone and Pumba, dad joking since 1994
