Why don’t witches use dictionaries?

Because they’re already good at spelling...!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amo_Amas_Amatt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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While getting gas my dad says this

This woman goes into Tiffany's and bends over to look at a ring. she accidentally farted, she is embarrassed and thinks no one is around. She turns to see a salesman behind her. Acting nonchalantly, she asks the salesman the price of the ring. He replies,"if you farted just looking at it then you're are going to shit when I tell you the price."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2013
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