My first dad joke

...actually happened in the moments before I became a dad, while my wife was in the throes of labor. As our daughter began to crown, the doctor presented a large mirror and asked my wife, exhausted from 2 hours of pushing, if she would like to see the baby's head, to which I replied, "No, she wants to see the baby's feet."

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📅︎ Apr 03 2015
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