Why can't ghosts have children?

they have Hallow-weenies!

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👤︎ u/mastr9ball
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If you kill a werewolf with silver bullets, how do you kill a vampire?

Hallow points.

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My son told me he will never eat hallowe'en pancakes again...

I ask him why and he responds "haunted French pancakes give me the crepes"

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The craft store is selling tiny wood coffins for Hallowe'en decorations.

I took one to my girlfriend, went down to one knee, presented the little black casket. I said, "Jamie, would you bury me?"

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📅︎ Oct 02 2015
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Why couldn’t Mr. and Mrs. Witch have babies?

Mr. Witch had a hollow weenie.

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👤︎ u/ecmm
📅︎ Sep 25 2019
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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What is Beethoven's favorite book?

Harry Potter and the Deafly Hallows

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Why can't boy ghosts have babies?

Because they have hallow-weenies

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📅︎ Sep 23 2019
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Why Can't Witches Get Pregnant?

Because their husbands have hallow wennies

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Halloween Puns

Why couldn’t the witch have children? Her husband had a hallow weenie.


Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man!


Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween? Me: Drunk!


For Halloween I’m going to write “Life” on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers


This Halloween, the only Candy I’m interersted in swings from a pole and has daddy issues


“Halloween” = an excuse for girls to dress up like sluts.


Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!


I’ll be your trick if you’ll be my treat.


How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin!


When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims? On Fry Day


What’s a monsters favorite desert? I-Scream!


What do you call a Halloween boner? Petrified wood


What do you call a dancing ghost? Polka-haunt-us


What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A “hollow-weenie!”


Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? The whole vibe was anything ghost (goes).


How do you write a book about halloween? With a ghostwriter.



I’m going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do… by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely,


Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, “A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?” The other monster replied, “Be a gentleman and roll them back to her.


The lesson of Halloween is that pretending to be something you’re not will lead to a sweet reward.


I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it’s Election night.


I want to be something really scary for Halloween this year so I’m dressing up as a phone battery at 2%.


Why dident the skeleten go to the halloween party? Becuse he had no body to go with.


What did the bird say on Halloween? Trick or tweet!


What do Italian’s eat on Halloween? Fettucinni Afraid-o (Ha ha ha)


Why can’t the boy ghost have babies? A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.


What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!!!


What do ghosts eat for supper? Spooketi


What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? Hope it’s Halloween!!


What is the most important subject a witch learns in school? Spelling.

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👤︎ u/Punsville
📅︎ May 27 2017
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Oldie but goodie

Why can't ghosts have babies? Because they have Hallow weenies

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