The Zodiac Puns

A list of puns related to "The Zodiac"

Did you know the big dipper used to be part of the zodiac?

It was too confusing though. Everyone was like, "what's ursine?"

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👤︎ u/Swanbrother
📅︎ Jan 16 2021
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Historians have proved that people from every zodiac sign survived the Sinking of the Titanic

Except Leo

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Aug 25 2020
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Did you survive the titanic based on your zodiac sign?

Aries: Yes Taurus: Yes Gemini: Yes Cancer: Yes Leo: No Virgo: Yes Libra: Yes Scorpio: Yes Sagittarius: Yes Capricorn: Yes Aries: Yes Pieces: Yes

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👤︎ u/hughdman
📅︎ Dec 16 2018
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Cancer is the real Zodiac Killer
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👤︎ u/An0therB
📅︎ Jun 01 2016
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