My wife left me because of my constant Zodiac puns
It finally Taurus apart
I would never be into zodiac signs
Because it’s cancer
My mother's zodiac was Cancer, which is ironic
because she died from a giant crab.
Historians have proved that people from every zodiac sign survived the Sinking of the Titanic
Except Leo
Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer
Doctor: well THATS a coincidence
It's ironic how she died when her zodiac sign is cancer!
She was killed by a giant crab.
Did you survive the titanic based on your zodiac sign?
Aries: Yes Taurus: Yes Gemini: Yes Cancer: Yes Leo: No Virgo: Yes Libra: Yes Scorpio: Yes Sagittarius: Yes Capricorn: Yes Aries: Yes Pieces: Yes
Did you know that only one kind of reactor has a zodiac sign?
Tokamaks. They're all Touruses.
Indian names, dating, Zodiac signs and political beliefs
Cancer is the real Zodiac Killer
What zodiac sign always has plenty?
A Capricornucopia
