My wife just broke up with me. She's sick and tired of my constant Zodiac puns.
It Taurus apart. I'm in Pisces typing this.
Every Zodiac sign has it’s own significant hairstyle
except Cancer
My coworker : My Zodiac sign is Libra ; I want everyone to get along.
Me : I'm a Cancer ; While nobody wants me, I still grow on them.
Do you know what my grandmother's zodiac is?
cancer.
I would never be into zodiac signs
Because it’s cancer
Did you know the big dipper used to be part of the zodiac?
It was too confusing though. Everyone was like, "what's ursine?"
My mother's zodiac was Cancer, which is ironic
because she died from a giant crab.
Historians have proved that people from every zodiac sign survived the Sinking of the Titanic
Except Leo
[First Date] Her: So what do you do?
Him: I’m working on eliminating all Cancers.
Her: Wow! Impressive.
Him: Then I’m moving on to Capricorns.
Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer
Doctor: well THATS a coincidence
Did you survive the titanic based on your zodiac sign?
Aries: Yes Taurus: Yes Gemini: Yes Cancer: Yes Leo: No Virgo: Yes Libra: Yes Scorpio: Yes Sagittarius: Yes Capricorn: Yes Aries: Yes Pieces: Yes
Did you know that only one kind of reactor has a zodiac sign?
Tokamaks. They're all Touruses.
Indian names, dating, Zodiac signs and political beliefs
Cancer is the real Zodiac Killer
What zodiac sign always has plenty?
A Capricornucopia
My wife left me because of my constant Zodiac puns
It finally Taurus apart
It's ironic how she died when her zodiac sign is cancer!
She was killed by a giant crab.
