A list of puns related to "The Wash"
...so she had to scrub it.
Another day, another Dawn.
She gets too agitated.
Must've been murder suicide
I waited over two hours for an employee to come in to wash my hands before I washed them myself and went home.
So that it wooden sink.
Because they were afraid of crotch-contamination.
He had sticky fingers.
"I'd better let this sink in."
Dawn, it's tough on grease.
Gorge washing ton
-I don't know son, why can't you just use a sponge?
With Tide.
I waited as long as I could but nobody came, so I just washed them myself.
but I don't sink sew.
I replied: 'Probably better to drive the car through.'
I told her a sponge would be better.
When there's a bidet. People use them to wash their booties.
Itβll give you a head start to the day.
So now Iβm wanted for money laundering
Let that sink in.
... they got in trouble for using sham poo.
Me: Baby you know you're a criminal now? Her: What? Why? Me: For money laundering...
Her: Go make sure the door is locked
I got my white t-shirt out of the wash and it had turned blue. I told my mum that my jeans had ran in the wash and my dad said "ran where" followed by a massive sigh from me and my mother.
Because he kneaded a poo.
My gf isn't impressed either.
Driving through the car wash with my dad. Leaving slowly through the rapid dry. Dad turns to me and says "Now that's a blowjob."
A guy asked the cashier what is he supposed to do if there's not an employee there to wash his hands...
Dad looks over newspaper: Money laundering is illegal.
I've been too busy to go get an emissions test, so while my mom and I went out to run some errands, my dad did that and also filled my tank and took my car through the wash.
Dad: Did you notice anything different about your car?
Me: No.
Dad: I got you a carwash. I heard that the dirt needs to be changed every 6,000 miles.
Edited because I'm a dummy.
...And my dad said, "is that your laundered money?"
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