The Stupids Puns

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The puns I make are stupid.

I went to an amusement park yesterday based on the Underworld. I had a hell of a time.

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👤︎ u/Commercial-Anxiety-5
📅︎ Apr 27 2021
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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him

everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

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👤︎ u/kgangadhar
📅︎ Dec 04 2020
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Mickey mouse failed to divorce with Minnie mouse because the judges said “you can’t just divorce with someone for being stupid” to which Mickey said:

“I didn’t say she was stupid, I said she was fucking Goofy”

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👤︎ u/c0olzero
📅︎ Sep 13 2020
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Since it started raining my wife just stares sadly through the stupid window …

If it gets any worse, I guess I’ll have to let her in.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Jun 15 2020
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During my time as a PhD student I used to draw stupid puns on the whiteboard. This is one of my favourites.
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👤︎ u/rizethespize
📅︎ May 22 2020
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Last year we did a Secret Santa where everyone had to give each other furnace parts. I'm so ticked for the stupid gift I got.

Sorry. I just gotta vent.

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👤︎ u/1kings2214
📅︎ Apr 23 2020
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This one is the stupid one.
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👤︎ u/Radish00
📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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Did you know that 97% of the world is stupid?

Luckily I'm in the other 5%.

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Sep 17 2019
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My kid said "I left my backpack in the STUPID car!

I replied "don't call the car stupid! It passed it's emissions test!!!"

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👤︎ u/Shortbusaz
📅︎ Jan 25 2020
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Did you hear about the zoo with only one stupid dog?

Yeah...its a pretty shih tzu

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👤︎ u/CheeseAndRitz
📅︎ Dec 09 2019
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What’s the difference between my stupid neighbour and an alarm clock?

Alarm clock screams before I punch it

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👤︎ u/juhaodbrokule
📅︎ Jan 18 2020
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What do you call Bell when she's acting stupid at the gym?

Dumbell

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👤︎ u/sk_Hulucool
📅︎ Jul 21 2019
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98% percent of the population is stupid.

Luckily I'm part of the 3%!

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👤︎ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
📅︎ May 26 2019
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What do you call your stupid cousin from the Capital of Syria?

Dumb Ass Cuz.

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👤︎ u/kingofthepassel
📅︎ Feb 26 2019
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My son told me the other day "Dad, I'm sick and tired of all your lame ass stupid jokes!"

I said "Hi sick-and-tired-of-all-your-lame-ass-stupid-jokes, I'm Dad."

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👤︎ u/Martinwuff
📅︎ Sep 10 2018
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My arch enemy pointed at my T-shirt which read "Never forget WW2" and said "I bet you're so stupid you don't even know what the second W stands for".

I stared dead at them, pointed, and said "This means War!"

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👤︎ u/jbitel
📅︎ Sep 21 2018
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Did you hear about the German one who was stupid?

Apparently he was 1 der fool

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👤︎ u/atmanm
📅︎ Aug 27 2018
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The other day, my son asked me why I think guns are stupid

I told him it's because they can't even read

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👤︎ u/DeoxysSpeedForm
📅︎ Jun 05 2017
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I met a stupid Australian the other day

He didn't understand Evolution at all, in fact he claimed to be from Darwin.

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👤︎ u/Waspeater
📅︎ Jun 30 2018
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I was listening to the song "Stupid Girl" with my son today.

I turned to him and said, "Man, the band that sings this song is Garbage."

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👤︎ u/artofsushi
📅︎ Mar 10 2017
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My wife's comment when the commercial for Expedition Unknown: Hunt for the Yeti came on...."has he looked at his stupid face?" To which I replied:

"Not Yeti."

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👤︎ u/starchybunker
📅︎ Oct 03 2016
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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

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👤︎ u/danuser8
📅︎ Jan 15 2020
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Did you know that 97% of the population is stupid?

Luckily I'm in the other 5%.

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👤︎ u/ElderHallow
📅︎ Sep 17 2019
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