I was listening to the song "Stupid Girl" with my son today.

I turned to him and said, "Man, the band that sings this song is Garbage."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/artofsushi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2017
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Educated my son at the grocery store yesterday, made another dad laugh

In the freezer section, my 2 year old goes:

"What's that daddy?"

"Those are turkey drums. (drumsticks with a brand name) That's how they get into turkey rock bands"

"oh"

Like he just accepts this shit as fact and I can't stop myself :D

FiancΓ©e thought it was a stupid joke so I can be sure it was awesome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Razorshroud
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2015
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