Why wasn’t the sphere a comedian?

Not edgy enough.

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The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself.
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My wife told me that a sci-fi horror series centered around geek culture could never make it big in the public sphere.

But I've seen stranger things.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
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The only thing a flat earthier fears is sphere itself
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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It's ok to be concerned about this virus.

I mean even the Sun has 'corona-sphere'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcheckpointeh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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Franklin D. Roosevelt was a flat earther

The only thing he has to fear was sphere itself

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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What are all flat earthers afraid of?

The only thing they have to fear is SPHERE itself (say it out loud too)

Edit: for people downvoting because this is a β€œrepost”, I posted it the first time, took it down because a typo in the title, then posted it again

Edit2: misspelled typo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoulOfCthulhu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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I don't see the point in circular shapes

Nevermind, found it! Its at the tip of the sphere

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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Why can't flat earthers accept the gravity of the situation.

Because they sphere the world isn't flat after all

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2018
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[Wholesum] Euler Meets St. Peter at the Pearly Gates

St. Peter: Your number's up Euler, and Isaac Newton says you have to count all the spheres in the universe before you can enter heaven. What say ye?

Euler: Sigma balls, Dick.


Sigma is used to notate summation.

Summation is the process of adding things together.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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Why was the Girl Cube sad?

Because the sphere told her she had a plane face.

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I got my physics class a while back.

We divided into groups and the lab was to use the measured volume and diameter of various spheres to find our own approximation of pi. So we had to use marbles and some ball bearings. We get to our station to start measuring when a girl in my group says:

Her:"Hey, where'd the blue marble go?"

Me: "I don't know. It'll be fine though, so don't... lose your marbles"

Her:nearly slaps me

I said it a few times that class, and when some other group dropped a marble down the drain I said it loud enough to get a groan from the whole class.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2016
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Dad joked my geometry teacher in high school.

Mr. Z brought out the blue plastic examples of shapes (pyramids, cubes, rectangular prisms, etc.) and he when he brought out the sphere, he accidentally dropped it:

Me: Wow, I guess you really dropped the ball on that one.

Cue moans. The teacher was the only one that laughed. I was proud.

Edit: grammar

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Final Fantasy X

My friend was playing FFX last night and came upon the Triple Foul sphere for Wakka. Neither of us could remember, off the tops of our heads, what it did. That was when I said, 'Triple Foul? Pheasant, chicken, and duck?'

GROANS ALL AROUND

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The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself.
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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The only thing Flat-Earthers fear is sphere itself.
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2018
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The only thing flat earthers have to fear... Is sphere itself
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2018
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The only thing flat earthers have to fear is sphere itself
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2018
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The only thing flat-earthers fear is sphere itself.
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