Not edgy enough.
But I've seen stranger things.
I mean even the Sun has 'corona-sphere'
The only thing he has to fear was sphere itself
The only thing they have to fear is SPHERE itself (say it out loud too)
Edit: for people downvoting because this is a βrepostβ, I posted it the first time, took it down because a typo in the title, then posted it again
Edit2: misspelled typo
Nevermind, found it! Its at the tip of the sphere
Because they sphere the world isn't flat after all
St. Peter: Your number's up Euler, and Isaac Newton says you have to count all the spheres in the universe before you can enter heaven. What say ye?
Euler: Sigma balls, Dick.
Sigma is used to notate summation.
Summation is the process of adding things together.
Because the sphere told her she had a plane face.
Mr. Z brought out the blue plastic examples of shapes (pyramids, cubes, rectangular prisms, etc.) and he when he brought out the sphere, he accidentally dropped it:
Me: Wow, I guess you really dropped the ball on that one.
Cue moans. The teacher was the only one that laughed. I was proud.
Edit: grammar
We divided into groups and the lab was to use the measured volume and diameter of various spheres to find our own approximation of pi. So we had to use marbles and some ball bearings. We get to our station to start measuring when a girl in my group says:
Her:"Hey, where'd the blue marble go?"
Me: "I don't know. It'll be fine though, so don't... lose your marbles"
Her:nearly slaps me
I said it a few times that class, and when some other group dropped a marble down the drain I said it loud enough to get a groan from the whole class.
My friend was playing FFX last night and came upon the Triple Foul sphere for Wakka. Neither of us could remember, off the tops of our heads, what it did. That was when I said, 'Triple Foul? Pheasant, chicken, and duck?'
GROANS ALL AROUND
