Shaking sphere go brrr
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︎ Apr 02 2021
Man walks into a barber shop: βCan you shape my afro like a sphere?β
Sorry, we donβt do that round hair.
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︎ Apr 25 2020
Why wasnβt the sphere a comedian?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
My wife told me that a sci-fi horror series centered around geek culture could never make it big in the public sphere.
But I've seen stranger things.
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︎ Nov 04 2019
A flat-eartherβs greatest fear is sphere itself.
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︎ Dec 06 2018
Mom: "That's a ball! A sphere!"
Me: "And remember, there's nothing to sphere but sphere itself."
Mom: "Ugh, that's awful."
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︎ Jul 03 2020
I've never understood spheres
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︎ Aug 29 2020
The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself.
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︎ Oct 01 2019
Do flat Earthers have a sphere of influence?
Or do they just plane ignore others?
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︎ Mar 23 2020
The only thing a flat earthier fears is sphere itself
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︎ Mar 13 2019
I really hate spheres.
They just seem so pointless to me.
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︎ Mar 06 2020
Shake Sphere
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︎ Feb 12 2020
Sphere jokes.
I recently came up with a joke about spheres, but decided to discard it since it was missing a point.
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︎ Jun 18 2019
Flat earthers fear is sphere
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︎ Jan 22 2018
Shake Sphere
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︎ Jan 17 2019
I saw a pack of gummy worms that said βNo artificial flavor.β
Who buys gummy worms hoping theyβd taste as close to real worms as possible?
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︎ Apr 29 2021
Sphere itself
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︎ Aug 18 2018
When I found out that little sphere stones have gone missing,
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︎ Nov 24 2018
Why did the student throw a 64 pack of Crayola crayons at his art teacher after he was done with his test?
He wanted to pass with flying colors.
I thought of that myself.
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︎ May 13 2021
Farting in a packed elevator...
It's wrong on so many levels.
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︎ Dec 27 2020
A priest in the woods has been attacked by a pack of wolves. In a moment of desperation, the priest started to ask God how to get out of this situation.
The wolves may be predators but he pray
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︎ Mar 02 2021
My dad went to the grocery store for a pack of cigarettes.
He came back with the cigarettes but told me he filed for divorce.
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︎ Apr 27 2021
Whenever I travel, I pack my underpants in a seperate bag
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︎ Jan 30 2021
I used to have a pack a day, but Iβm clean now!!!
It was difficult, but Iβve stopped chewing gum now.
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︎ Apr 30 2021
I've started a boat building business in my attic...
...sails are going through the roof.
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︎ May 13 2021
He gave the toy horses a home in his ___
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︎ May 07 2021
A true story: My boyfriend and I were in the dairy aisle of the grocery store. He tosses a pack of sliced cheese into the cart it ricochets and falls to the floor. βKobe!β I shout. βNo.β He says in a disappointed tone...
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︎ Jan 08 2021
True story, just happened, proud of myself: Dog starts barking furiously out of nowhere. Come to the door to see she's startled a pair of guys from a roofing company who've come to fix a hole where squirrels are getting in.
"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."
Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.
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︎ Apr 14 2021
For my birthday in mid-January, I invited a few friends over to a highly populated urban residential area consisting mostly of closely packed, decrepit housing units inhabited primarily by impoverished persons.
It's my first slum-brrrr party so wish us luck!
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Pack it in there.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Why shouldn't you put more than 239 beans in a soup?
Because adding just one more would make it too farty. Straight from my 7 year old daughter.
Edit: Thank you so much for the awards and upvotes. I showed my daughter how many people saw and appreciated her humor and she's extatic. I know she probably didn't come up with the joke herself but this was one of the first times she really got me with a good one and I thought I'd share it with some fellow dads and others.
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︎ Apr 13 2021
My socially anxious friend just got a PhD in palindrome studies.
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︎ Apr 12 2021
The cast of βFriendsβ got stuck at sea in a boat, but thankfully nothing happened.
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︎ Apr 13 2021
I am reading a horror novel in Braille.
Something bad is gonna happen, I can feel it.
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︎ May 01 2021
My roomba went out my front door and a pack of bears attacked it, an eagle carried it away to the ocean, and a shark finished it off.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
A cheese factory had exploded in France
There was nothing left but de Brie.
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︎ May 07 2021
The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
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︎ May 14 2021
The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself.
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︎ Nov 24 2019
The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself
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︎ Oct 02 2019
Spheres are pointless.
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︎ Apr 02 2019
The only thing Flat-Earthers fear is sphere itself.
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︎ Aug 07 2018
The only thing flat earthers have to fear... Is sphere itself
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︎ Jan 24 2018
The only thing flat earthers have to fear is sphere itself
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︎ Apr 30 2018
The only thing flat-earthers fear is sphere itself.
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︎ Nov 10 2018
What do flat-Earthers fear?
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︎ Mar 25 2021
The only thing Flat-Earthers fear...
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︎ Jan 14 2021
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