N sphere Puns

is Sphere itself.

It's sphere itself.

Me: "And remember, there's nothing to sphere but sphere itself."

Mom: "Ugh, that's awful."

I mean even the Sun has 'corona-sphere'

Britney Spheres

The only thing he has to fear was sphere itself

I recently came up with a joke about spheres, but decided to discard it since it was missing a point.

He's currently in hospital with sphere injuries.

The only thing they have to fear is SPHERE itself (say it out loud too)

Edit: for people downvoting because this is a “repost”, I posted it the first time, took it down because a typo in the title, then posted it again

Edit2: misspelled typo

It's sphere its self

Nevermind, found it! Its at the tip of the sphere

Because they sphere the world isn't flat after all

St. Peter: Your number's up Euler, and Isaac Newton says you have to count all the spheres in the universe before you can enter heaven. What say ye?

Euler: Sigma balls, Dick.

Sigma is used to notate summation.

Summation is the process of adding things together.

Because the sphere told her she had a plane face.

When you have children, your role in your family will soon become apparent.

Spheres are extremely pointless.

I guess i should have written those down on paper, then they would be even more tearable.

Mr. Z brought out the blue plastic examples of shapes (pyramids, cubes, rectangular prisms, etc.) and he when he brought out the sphere, he accidentally dropped it:

Me: Wow, I guess you really dropped the ball on that one.

Cue moans. The teacher was the only one that laughed. I was proud.

Edit: grammar

We divided into groups and the lab was to use the measured volume and diameter of various spheres to find our own approximation of pi. So we had to use marbles and some ball bearings. We get to our station to start measuring when a girl in my group says:

Her:"Hey, where'd the blue marble go?"

Me: "I don't know. It'll be fine though, so don't... lose your marbles"

Her:nearly slaps me

I said it a few times that class, and when some other group dropped a marble down the drain I said it loud enough to get a groan from the whole class.

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