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The Safety Fire Puns

A list of puns related to "The Safety Fire"

Man I really messed up at work today. The head of our safety dept. ask me what steps I would take in the event of a fire.

Evidently "Really big and fast ones!" was not the correct answer.

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👤︎ u/lodiman77
📅︎ Mar 31 2022
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I failed a health and safety course yesterday. One of the questions was ‘in the event of a fire, what steps would you take?’

‘Large ones’ was apparently the wrong answer.

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👤︎ u/pheebsbrown
📅︎ Oct 19 2019
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The rock band of fire safety
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👤︎ u/AmethystMonkey
📅︎ Apr 01 2019
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