What a stupid thing to fallout 4
They said the Risk was too big.
Up up down down left right left right B. A. Baracus.
... listening to a Finnish Hymn
You look for the fresh prints!
He made a home run
It was a good thing they didn't pass to the pigeon.
Otherwise it would have been fowl play.
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
'They'd do better playing in a field,' he suggested.
because he was afraid of turning pale.
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
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"Oh, kinda like Luke?"
I was so proud of myself for that one.
Japan.
it's Hans free now..
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
That was the punchline
it's called cowardice
>!It was a Finnish Hymn!<
It's because they're on a hard drive.
Well, toucan play at that game.
Mein-krafft
Edit: corrected the spelling of mein from mien
He said, “Change the batteries in your hearing aid”.
Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.
Oops, wrong sub.
Attire
I’m on a streak...
handshakes
But Patrick is the star.
The no bell prize.
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
Driving
The horse says, "I don't think so," then disappears into nothing.
This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with the philosophical proposition of Cogito ergo sum, or I think, therefore, I am. The classic philosophy put forward by René Descartes.
But to explain the concept aforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.
He said no.
Iron Man stops the bad guy, Aluminum Man foils their plans.
The guy behind him notices that the seat is empty and asks why.
"My wife recently passed away. We have season passes and she never missed a game" the man said.
"I'm very sorry to hear that" replied the man behind him."Couldn't you have invited one of your friends to come with you to fill the seat?"
"Oh no!" The man replied. "They're all at the funeral".
Boss: Is your car with the mechanic?
Me: Car?
They said, ‘The Risk is too large”.
What a stupid thing to Fallout 4. It Sims totally unreasonable.
