The Millionaires Puns

A list of puns related to "The Millionaires"

What did the German millionaire say about his yacht?

.... It's verboten

Made up for my son when he was 5 forever ago

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👤︎ u/dbcher
📅︎ Oct 22 2020
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Why did the lonely millionaire sell the majority of his business?

He wanted a little company.

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👤︎ u/ill_will_
📅︎ Sep 14 2019
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What did the millionaire learn when he got in a car accident?

He learned how his Mercedes Benz

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👤︎ u/chicken-littler
📅︎ Mar 24 2019
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After the stock market crash, the former millionaire was depressed

He was used to living the good life, and all the perks that go with it. His refined palette missed the fine dining, at five-star restaurants run by top chefs. Now reduced to eating macaroni and cheese with hotdogs, he looked down at his plate and contemplated suicide.

It was a wurst case scenario.

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👤︎ u/The_Possum
📅︎ Oct 14 2017
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When your pun becomes your business - spotted on the Isle of Wight. I reckon that this time next year, they will be millionaires... imgur.com/MAA6njW
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👤︎ u/facepalmfarm
📅︎ Dec 12 2016
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