I found myself bereft at the chaos that run through the winding streets of China town. The horror
The wonton destruction.
What shows the beauties of the world, but when you look at it, it shows the horrors?
A mirror
let me tell you the twitter handle of a horror company out of this world
@mustfear
edit : thisnisna dad joke. not intended as an actual twitter handle search.
After 10 minutes of horror, the man finally stopped shooting...
He yelled, "cut!"
I love horror movies. I considering bringing along a DVD while I traveled the world.
But then I knew that'd be taking It too far.
A famous horror novelist was at a convention when a man asked, “Why are all your books so dark? I’ve tried, but I just can’t manage to read any of them.” The novelist responded,
“So you haven’t tried turning on a light then?”
Someone forced me to watch a horror movie about clowns by punching me all the way to the cinema.
They beat me to IT.
My wife told me that a sci-fi horror series centered around geek culture could never make it big in the public sphere.
But I've seen stranger things.
My friend used to have a job of working on the set of a 1990 horror miniseries...
He was an IT professional.
Why was the audience bored at the horror movie?
Because they had to wait for It
Why didn’t 4 watch the horror film?
Because it was 2 squared
As a plumber, I often have nightmares about the dripping faucet I can't fix and the toilet that will not flush (good horror movie titles, btw)...
It's plumb crazy, but I have pipe dreams!
Did you hear about the horror-movie inspired horticulturist?
Gruesome plants, man.
A recent study shows that the number of people who enjoy horror films has gone up by more than 30%.
That’s a frightening statistic.
One of my friends stole all the DVDs of my horror movie collection. In the end I decided to let him go.
However, I still hold The Grudge.
Why did the youth pastor show show his kids a horror movie?
To scare the hell out of them.
Why did the conservative hide the horror movie from his kids?
Because he believed in concealed Carrie.
