My wife always criticizes me for wearing mittens instead of gloves in the winter.
But I don’t like to point fingers.
I always keep an extra pair of gloves with me in the winter
They’re just a good thing to have on-hand
What did the tennis player say when given the wrong glove?
They said gloves and a mask would be enough to go to the supermarket..
They lied, everyone else had their clothes on
I prefer to use the vacuum cleaner with boxing gloves on
Why did the witch wear latex gloves when she cast a spell?
She wanted to practice safe hex.
Went to the grocery store today. They told me gloves and a mask would be enough...
They LIED. Everybody else had clothes on!
Found this glove zip tied to the stop sign across from my house.
I was going grocery shopping this morning. They told me latex gloves and a face mask was enough. So i go in the store and what do i see?
The others are still wearing a t-shirt and pants!
Just got back from the grocery store they said all you need is gloves and a mask- they lied
everyone else was wearing clothes
A man walks into a doctors office. “What seems to be the problem?” Asks the doc. “It’s... um... well... i have five penises.” Replies the man. “Blimey!” Says the doctor, “how do your trousers fit?” “Like a glove.”
I read that a mask and gloves were appropriate ppe for going out to the grocery store.
Well that is total bs, everyone else had clothes on too.
My wife and I started fighting each other whilst wearing boxing gloves and 'Eye of the Tiger' playing in the background...
We are going through a Rocky patch!
If you're meeting your girlfriend's parents for the first time, always wear a bright long-sleeved shirt, gloves and shorts.
You want them to think you're a keeper.
My daughter brought her boyfriend over the over day when all of a sudden, a pair of goalie gloves fell out of his bag. It was this moment that I knew.
I asked my buddy if he could hit up the boss for some gloves for me
But my buddy told me to grow a pair
When they give out baseball gloves at the stadium, they play some pretty great tunes because...
...there's good rocking at Mitt Night.
I'm slowly killing the glove industry with my bare hands
Had to quit my job at the glove making factory.
On the other hand, the left glove is the right one.
I killed the glove industry with my bare hands
How often should you wear gloves in the winter?
One of my ancestors invented the glove
Well, he had a hand in it
If dad jokes could wear boxing gloves, this would be the knock out punch.
http://imgur.com/gallery/slx5NK3/new
Someone at my job turned in a single glove to the lost and found.
I told them that "On one hand, they're going to be really cold. On the other hand, they're going to be nice and warm".
They said a mask and gloves were enough to go to the supermarket
They lied, everyone else has clothes on
My wife and I started fighting each other whilst wearing boxing gloves and 'Eye of the Tiger' playing in the background...
We are going through a Rocky patch!
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